Christmas Sex Positions Perfect for a Quiet Quickie

Kerst-seksstandjes, perfect voor een stil vluggertje

Although it will be hard to keep quiet with these positions…

A house full of company during the holidays doesn’t mean sex is completely out of the question, nothing kills the mood like listening to family members bitch about politics and question your life choices while they’re visiting. What could probably cheer you up is trying a fun and seductive form of stress relief while all this is going on downstairs. That’s got to be possible, right?

We're here to tell you: Yes. After all, an orgasm is the best gift you can ever receive, right? If you're a little skeptical about how to approach your sexual encounter once you've snuck away, here are a few sex positions that are perfect for holiday quickies.

They are big on fun, easy to perform, and can be done in any space where you can find a few moments of privacy.

Here are the best low-key sex positions to try this holiday season:

Santa's Helper

Sneak off to your home office, laundry room, or wherever you can sit down for a moment to perform this quick position. This is done with the man sitting with his legs spread and the woman sitting on his lap facing away from him (not straddling him. The position is also convenient for your partner because they don’t have to take their clothes off completely, in case someone comes in and interrupts the fun.

The open sleigh

Don’t underestimate the power of a few pillows when it comes to getting into a position quickly and comfortably. For this position, one partner gets down on their hands and knees with several pillows stacked under their torso for support. The other partner kneels behind them and lifts their bottom partner’s legs to rest on either side of their hips. Don’t be surprised if this is a short sled ride, too. Designed for intense orgasms, the open sled position allows for simultaneous stimulation of both the A-spot and the clitoris or prostate.

Deck the corridors

Standing positions are great for quickies during the holidays, especially if you’re short on time and space. For this position, the woman stands against a wall facing her partner, with one of her legs held up to the man’s side, while the other leg is on the ground. This position allows for great penetration because of the lifting leg, but the other leg being on the ground provides stability, which may be necessary after a few glasses of champagne. Plus, it can be done anywhere — just find an empty space and you’re good to go.

Reindeer Style

Clothing and accessibility are two important factors to consider when trying to pull off a low-key quickie, making reindeer style (aka standing doggy style) an ideal position to try at a party. With the receiver’s legs slightly bent, the other partner can enter from behind and support the receiver by grabbing everything – breasts, hair, genitals. It allows for easy access to the clitoris and is easy to maneuver out of in case someone needs you in the kitchen.

The sock filler

Take advantage of the flat surfaces you have to stuff your stocking. The man is standing, the woman is lying on her back but high (could be on a desk, table, bed, etc.), and her legs are straight up against his body. This is a perfect position for deep penetration and you don’t have to remove all your clothes (especially if she’s wearing a dress, just slide her panties to the side). Pro tip : If you’re really in the mood to give, place your hands under her ass and lift it up and down to maximize her pleasure.

The hot chocolate spoon

This sensual position will have you both ready and satisfied in no time. Assume a spooning position and wrap the covers around your hips so you can pull them in closer and help them push or grind. The little spoon can take the reins from the front, or the big spoon can take control from behind. And of course, you can mix it up a bit with a little power play (for example, the big spoon shouldn’t move unless the little spoon gives permission).

The Elf on the Shelf

If you’re short on time or space, try this no-disrobing standing position. Stand with one foot on the floor and one leg bent on a couch, chair, or other surface about knee-high. Your partner can stand facing you between your legs. Slide your clothes off (or to the side) just enough for your partner to slide in with the object of their choice—nose, finger, tongue, toy, strap-on, or penis.

Jingle Bells

Yes, we're talking about those bells. In this position, the man lies down and the woman sits on top of him while sitting up - she can either look at him or look away. And if you're feeling up to it, you can easily reach underneath you to ring those bells in this position.

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